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Ikea Is Clearly a Source Of Black-Body Radiation As Nothing Can Escape It

Black holes are perfect sources of black-body radiation, as no energy can escape them. The closest thing we have to these here on Earth are the post office on a busy day and Ikea.
Ikea is what I am going to focus on today, as once an object or living thing goes in, it does not come out. This is a quality fairly unique to Ikea and certain fabric stores (but only if you are a child with your mom). Ikea stores always seem bigger on the inside, and even getting close to one has risk of drawing you in.
It is true that people are known to leave Ikea (granted, hours after entering). But they have not entirely left Ikea. Part of their soul still remains. Their inner light if you will.
No light, inner or otherwise, can escape from an Ikea. Ikeas are also known to spread but so far there are no recorded incidents of two Ikeas merging with one another. Not yet at least.
It is suggested that observing the merging of two Ikeas could cause ripples across the time space continuum and prove Einstein's theories about time and space. When I was younger, I was terrified of Ikeas consuming everything I knew and loved, but at this point in my life I am content with my place in the universe.
All in all, it would be best for us to be weary of this great universe we live in, with all its secrets and wonders yet to be discovered. I have no doubt Ikea holds many of these.
No mere human could have designed this.
No mere human could have designed this.
Black holes are an important part of our universe.
Black holes are an important part of our universe.
“No light, inner or otherwise, can escape from an Ikea.”
Diagram of black hole.
Diagram of black hole.
Diagram of Ikea.
Diagram of Ikea.
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