When visiting Pennsylvania I heard nothing but positive buzz about Sesame Place. I had a day with nothing planned, it was hot out, why not check it out? This wasn't the best idea for me.
Sesame Place is indeed friendly and colorful, but it is a friendly and colorful environment best enjoyed with your family or gaggle of small children. People were giving me weird looks when they realized I wasn't there with kids of my own. I started to feel ashamed, so I began acting like I had kids but lost them.
This was an even worse idea, as soon plenty of good Samaritans were enlisting themselves to help me find my lost children. I knew I would be totally boned if they got park security.
They got park security. Uh-oh. I made up some story about how they ran off in two different directions because they were twins that were always fighting. People kept asking questions.